I KNOW IT’S SUPER HARD FOR ME TO BE JUST ASIAN ENOUGH FOR THE SILVER SCREEN BECAUSE I AM ACTUALLY ASIAN SO THIS IS A HUGE HANDICAP TO OVERCOME
BUT I THINK THROUGH HARD WORK AND BEING A MODEL MINORITY I HAVE GOTTEN THERE.
PLEASE, JUST LET ME TRY OUT I TAKE EXCELLENT PICS AND I CAN IMITATE WHITE PEOPLE BEING ASIAN, NO PROBLEM.
LIKE I AM SORRY BECAUSE THE CLOSEST THING I HAD TO AN ORIENTAL-LOOKING RICE BASKET WAS MY CHEAP PLASTIC STRAINER BUT LOOK I TRIED.
LIKE I KNOW I AM JUST NOT AS FIERCE AS
AUDREYKATHERINE BUT I CAN LEARN. I’M GOOD AT LEARNING!
I TOO CAN BE A SHY AND DELICATE LOTUS BLOSSOM
I TOO CAN SING ABOUT MY LOVE FOR A WHITE MAN WHO LEFT ME PREGGERS
I TOO CAN LOOK WISE YET BEFUDDLED, AS FITTING RE: MY MYSTICAL HERITAGE
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PICK ME HOLLYWOOD
I KNOW I AM NOT WHITE
BUT I PROMISE BEING ASIAN IS NOT A HANDICAP
WHEN PLAYING AN ASIAN PERSON IN A MOVIE!
Well, I know Hollywood is still whitewashed and racist as all hell, but if it’s any consolation, you win the internet. This is amazing.
ALL OF THE AWARDS OMG
OH. MY. GOD.
(via gaobibaituo)
Forever reblog.