milan dont give a shit
mulan has run out of fucks to give
Mulan no curr
Mulan: “Gurl had it coming.”
Mulan: ” One less bitch, to worry about “
Mulan: “Who’s next?”
Mulan: “Look at all that dishonor”
(via savoto)
Mulan has been touched up quite a bit, for those who have been following along! I’m really glad Disney is paying attention to us.
gorgeous!!
OMG THEY FIXED HER!!! :D
Much better oh my gosh
My favourite “princess” looks damn good now!
okay no, I love this. no qualms at all about this.
I’m assuming from the amount of obnoxious glitter that this is legit to match the other new princess designs. At least, I very much hope it’s legit because she looks so much better this way.
(via sunshine-empress)
(via sunshine-empress)
Okay. So there’s a theory out there about this movie that I’m going to throw out to you all. I’m not sure I agree with it, but at the same time, I’m not sure I don’t. It really makes a lot of sense if you think about it, but I fairly confident it was not a planned story by the creators of the movie. But it certainly fits. So here goes.
The Great Stone Dragon is featured three times in the movie: First, Mulan stands beside the statue when she sings about how she wishes her outside would match her inside, and that her actions and appearances were in line with her inner character. Second, Mulan sits on the base of the statue watching her father pass his final night before going off to war, it is here that she makes her decision to take his place. And the third time is when the ancestors attempt – and fail – to awaken the spirit.
So why does the statue crumble? Because it’s empty. Because the spirit of the Great Stone Dragon has already awakened and given Mulan the strength she needed to make her decision and go to war in her father’s stead. Mulan woke the dragon (calm down, Viserys) when she sang ‘Reflection’ beside him, and he gave her his spirit when she sat in the rain watching her father, passing to her all of the strength of the Great Stone Dragon. So when the ancestors try to wake him, he’s already gone.
Anyway that’s the theory. As I said, I don’t know that I buy into it, but it certainly makes a lot of sense.
(via lady-jei)
MEET ONCE UPON A TIME’S MULAN
Don’t expect to see Mulan in her geisha getup when we first meet Disney’s warrior princess in Once Upon a Time’s September 30 premiere. She’ll be armored up and battle-ready.
“I go on a journey with Prince Phillip to find his princess, Aurora,” teases Mulan’s portrayer, Jamie Chung (Sucker Punch). “There’s this evil spirit that’s moving and my character ends up bonding with Sleeping Beauty. And as you’ve heard, Captain Hook is joining us.”
So might sword overpower hook? “Definitely,” says Chung, who mastered her sword-wielding skills on ABC Family’s Samurai Girl. “If you compare the size and length of my sword to his hook, who do you think has the longer reach?”
[x]
MULAN. IS. NOT. JAPANESE.
STOP SAYING GEISHA WHEN YOU REFER TO HER.
SHE WAS A NORTHERN WEI DYNASTY WARRIOR WHO LIVED SOMEWHERE BETWEEN AD 386-534.
THE TRADITION OF JAPANESE GEISHA’S DID NOT FULLY EMERGE UNTIL THE 18TH CENTURY.
JFC PEOPLE
And it’s not even the fans.
William Keck did this on twitter too, and he was called out, and got all defensive and never apologized. And now he’s just continued being a racist fuck in his article on TVGuide.
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.
Not all Asian countries are interchangeable.
(via racebending)
I had feeeeellz!! … and then the last one. LOLOLOL
@cherie THAS YO MAN
^^LOL YOU GO SHANG.
Mah man is hot BUT HE SHO IS AWKWARD
YOU FIGHT GOOD.
(Source: daily-disney)
LET’S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS
TO DEFEAT AMON
CRYING FUCK I NEED AIR
YES I WROTE A PARODY IN ALL CAPS YOU GOTTA DEAL WITH IT
(shang)
LET’S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS
TO DEFEAT AMON
DID THEY SEND ME KORRA
WHERE IS LIN
BEIFONG?
YOU ARE SPOILED, THE WORST I’VE EVER MET
AND YOU CAN BET BEFORE WE’RE THROUGH
KORRA I’LL MAKE A MAN OUT OF YOU
TRANQUIL AS A FORREST
BUT ON FIRE WITHIN
YOU MUST FIND INNER PEACE
LIKE A LEAF IN THE WIND
YOU CANNOT IGNORE THE SPIRIT SIDE
AND YOU NEED TO GET A CLUE
KORRA I’LL MAKE A MAN OUT OF YOU
(korra)
I REALLY WANNA GO PRO-BEND
MAYBE THAT AMON IS BUMI
WHY DID THE WHITE LOTUS KEEP ME ALL COOPED UP?
(tenzin)
AMON’S GOT HER SCARED TO DEATH
(korra)
HOPE HE DOESN’T STEAL MY BENDING
(bolin)
NOW I REALLY WISH THAT I WASN’T TIED UP
(shang)
BE A MAN
YOU MUST BE SWIFT AS A WATERBENDER
WITH ALL THE FORCE OF AVATAR ROKU
BE A MAN
WITH ALL THE STRENGTH OF A FIREBENDER
MYSTERIOUS AS THE WEIRD BEARD OF HAKU*
TIME IS RACING TOWARD US
TILL AMON ARRIVES
WORK ON ALL YOUR BENDING
AND YOU MIGHT SURVIVE
YOU’RE TOO IMMATURE TO HANDLE WAR
SO PACK UP, GO HOME, YOU’RE THROUGH
HOW COULD I MAKE A MAN OUT OF YOU?
BE A MAN
YOU MUST BE SWIFT AS A WATERBENDER
WITH ALL THE FORCE OF AVATAR ROKU
BE A MAN
WITH ALL THE STRENGTH OF A FIREBENDER
MYSTERIOUS AS THE WEIRD BEARD OF HAKU
BE A MAN
YOU MUST BE SWIFT AS A WATERBENDER
WITH ALL THE FORCE OF AVATAR ROKU
BE A MAN
WITH ALL THE STRENGTH OF A FIREBENDER
MYSTERIOUS AS THE WEIRD BEARD OF HAKU
HYEAH!
[[Guys this is my irl friend and roommate who is TOTES AWESOME and you should all follow her. xDD]]
Too awesome for words.
*On this spot, on May 1st, 2012, Alexandra Erin lost her life.
i hate everything right now
I WILL NEVER STOP REPEATING HOW MUCH I LOVE THIS FUCKING FANDOM!!!!
i might just have to record myself singing this version tomorrow
just
it might have to happen
CAN’T. BREATHE.
(Source: legendofkorraholyshit, via sunshine-empress)